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Late Night Confessions

they started the night of the spring standards williamsburg show. tonight marks my second spout of wisdom. i will share both here:

1) Ashton Kutcher would be a wonderful mime
2) Diarrhea is the hardest word to spell

you're welcome
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The secret lies in the reading and the writing...

THERE'S a tree that grows in Brookyln. Some people call it the Tree of Heaven. No matter where its seed falls, it makes a tree which struggles to reach the sky. It grows in boarded-up lots and grows out of neglected rubbish heaps. It grows up out of cellar gratings. It is the only tree that grows out of cement. It grows lushly... survives without sun, water, and seemingly without earth. It would be considered beautiful except that there are too many of it.

A Tree Grows in Brooklyn just screams Melissa. 
Favorite book of the summer, definitely. 
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still sixteen

this concert is definitely one of my top 5 events attended. ever.

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Seven Words

bo diddley, tim russert, now george carlin. all of heart failure. why must bad things always happen in threes?

man, carlin was the first host of snl! 

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Mama Knows Best

i should've listened to my mom when she told me not to walk home from work tonight. 
not only does it take at LEAST an hour for me to get home from port jeff on foot, but i'm guessing she was concerned with me getting raped or hit by a car (which, by the way, almost happened when this old man pulled over around 12:30am asking if i needed a ride. i'm sure he was honest, but you never know). however, i didn't take into consideration mr. global warming monster and the thunderstorm that started halfway through my walk. i didn't think any of my friends would be up so i am so thankful jayne called me and forcefully said "WE'RE PICKING YOU UP NOW"
they got me right when the raindrops were getting all fat and nasty. thanks for the ride, chrsitine <3
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missing maryland

don't you love when you're thinking about someone and find out they were thinking about you at that same exact moment? that just happened. i miss you, mcat! even if you texted me at 12:48am saying "you're a poop mouth!"
i sense anchorman (theatrical edition) in the near future.
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